Whoo-hoo! Bask in the WONDER!
Trippy Chibi 2: Trippy Hotaru and the Return of the 19th Angel!
By: Everyone's Favorite Commander and Trippy Author, Bunnie!
~Author's Notes~
~Greetings Trippy Followers! Your Commander Bunnie has yet another installment
of TRIPPINESS! Oh, I can just hear you all cheering! Yellin' WHOOPEE BUNNIE!
WHOOPEE! WELL, it's COMMANDER Bunnie to you! And try to get it straight!
What was I doing again... Oh, yes! Trippy Hota! Well, as usual this is
another very strrange, chock-full-of-so-many-
inside-jokes-you-may-not-be-able-to-get-it FanFiccy! And on with da story!
(By the way, the 19th Angel is a VERY exaggerated character based on a
true living human being. We had to exaggerate the 19th Angel so he'd be
at least a worthy oppenent and baddie. No hard feelings, 19th Angel if
you're readin' this! You know da drill...)~
Hotaru skipped down the halls of NERV. It was SOOPAH early in the morning.
No one was up but she. No one was up but she? Uh, no... Improper grammer...
Hold on... NO ONE WAS UP BUT HER! 'Der we go! ANYWAY, she was all alone
in the dark happy halls. No body was awake. Not Ritsuko. Not Maya. Not
Chibi. Not Bunnie. Not that funky guy with
the brown hair to his shoulders that's not important enough to remember.
Heh, so Hota turned a corridor merrily skipping. And then, POW! Hota hit
something VERY SOLID, VERY HARD.
***MEANWHILE***
The 19th Angel, formerly the "mild-mannered" boy David Kokiadis,
sat brooding in his haven of black nothingness between space and time.
"I hate the 6th Child... I HATE THE 6TH CHILD!" 19 A swung his
fist in rage. A loud crash was heard as his invisible black lava lamp crashed
to the ground.
"Whoops..." he growled. "SEE, EVEN THIS IS THAT 6TH
CHILD'S FAULT! And she's not even here!"
19 A frowned as he struck the Thinker pose. (VOGUE, BAY-BEE!) He frowned
in thought trying to think of the masterous plan. Brainwashing everyone
with awful role-playing games WAS brillaint... But he needed something
else... A SIDEKICK! That was it! What was the name of that little blonde
girl that always hung out with that awful 6th Child? HOTARU! That was it!
She was always so sweet and innocent... She'd never guess!
"Watch out 7th Child! Here comes the 19th Angel! MUAHAHAH-
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*cough*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
AHAHAHA*hack*!"
With that, 19 A went off to plot and scheme and get a cough drop for
his throat.
***MEANWHILE***
Hotaru opened her big blue eyes. She felt all... floaty... Well, maybe
that was because she WAS floating. She wasn't at NERV anymore. No. This
place was different... It was quiet... It looked like a tie-dyed T-shirt.
"T... THE TRIPPY-VERSE!" she shouted with glee. "Chibi was
tellin' da truth!"
Then the familiar ripples uh... rippled around the tie-dyed atmosphere.
"The Trippy-Screen!" Hota giggled. She was getting to like this
place.
The screen-like object formed from the ripples. Like Chibi, she could see
NERV! There was the corridor of which she was skippin' down. The screen
rippled and she could see Tiger Girl Chibi woken up TOO early. By Asuka.
Uh oh... Fortunately, the screen rippled before Hota could see the brutal-ness.
This time, she could see Commander Bunnie! She was all laying on her tummy
drooling on her pillow and sleeping. She'd be konked out for ummm... Another
4 hours at the least. Then Hota realized something.
"If Bunnie's asleep... WHO'S WRITING THE FANFIC?! O_O"
Uh oh. Who WAS writing this FanFic? Well, that's one mystery the 7th Child
would have to find out later. She was on her own in a Ficcy in which anything
could happen...
Hota looked around suspiciously. She knew Chibi sent the 19th Angel back
to his place, wherever that was, but he was able to comb cyberspace. That
was a danger to any girl.
As if it was karmic, which it probably was, the 19th Angel showed up and
as usually Trippy-Screen blew a fuse. Pooooor Trippy-Screen.
"ACK!! D... ER, 19th Angel! What're you doing here?" Hota asked,
as if freekay guys popped out of Trippy-Verses everyday. Uuuhhh.... 'Kay...
"What am I doing here? Why, I reside in this wonderful land of Trippy-ness!"
"No you don't! You MUST be here for some reason!" Hotaru was
just SO smart, it was scary. But I guess when no one's writing and telling
what you gotta do in a Ficcy, ya gotta wing it... Erkk...
"Oh, you're just SO smart! But I guess when no one's writing and telling
what you gotta do in a Ficcy, ya gotta wing it..." the 19th Angel
figured.
Hota raised an eyebrow. "Cut to da chase."
"WELL, since you and Bunnie and Chibi had joined that little NERV
club, I decided to join a little thing of my own!" 19 A beamed proudly.
"YEAH, I KNOW. What're you here for now?" Hota grumbled.
"Well, let me fast forward through my speech a little... Ummm... OH!
Well, I was planning to brainwash the world with my awful RPs, WHICH I'm
still going to do mind you, I just have a little matter to attend to, first."
"Get a girlfriend?" Hota giggled.
"I'm gonna let that one slide," 19 A snorted.
"Well?" Hota asked, impatiently.
"First, a question... Who's Aino Minako?" 19 A smiled evilly.
"NO!" Hota gasped. She didn't want to answer, but he role-played
the Senshi so awful.
"Really! Who's Aino Minako? Is Minako a boy?"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEP..." Hota took a deep breath and tried not to
spew information to the doof, but SHE JUST COULDN'T. "Aino Minako.
Name means Everyone's Child of Love. Born October 22nd. sign of Libra.
Blood Type B. Goes to Shibakouen Junior High. Then, in Sailor Stars she
goes to Juuban High like the rest of the Senshi. Her favorite...."
Hota kept rattling off information while the 19th Angel just grinned.
"Thank you, Hotaru, 7th Child." He grinned as he created
a ball of black EVIL energy filled with the "talent" to not write
correctly and to role-play HIDEOUSLY BAD. Until.... A big ol' THUD and,
"OOF! My buttocks, mon!"
"Huh?" Hota said as she came out of her Aino Minako information
trance.
It was a VERY familiar voice....
"CHIBI!" Hota cried out.
"HEY! 19th Angel! Wassup?" Chibi asked as she looked down. She
had fallen on the 19th Angel's back!
"6TH CHILDDDDD..." he growled.
"Heeeeeeeeey... Are you pickin' on little girls again, 19 A?!
You're sucha pervy!" Chibi started slapping him with the back and
front of her hand.
"OW! I... OW! Didn't... OUCH! Do... YOW! ANYTHING!" 19 A yelped.
"YEAH, SUUUUUUURE." Chibi stopped and hopped off of him.
"Sistah!" Hota exclaimed and huggled Chibi.
"Sistah!" Chibi huggled back. "Whatcha doin' here? 'Specially
with this doofy."
"Y'know, I wanted to go home... But I didn't know how..." Hota
frowned.
"WELL, you CAN'T go home! You're stuck here!" 19 A rubbed his
head and sneered.
"Don't make me hitcha with my Pink-ness, again!" Chibi threatened.
"It didn't even TICKLE!" 19 A sneered, again, holding his sore
hip and torso that had a 6 inch scar on it.
"How 'bout WE show you a tickle, huh?" Chibi winked at Hota.
"Yeah!" Hota agreed.
19 A looked surprised. "Huh?!"
"We'll show you to hurt lil' girls..." Chibi growled.
Chibi and Hotaru, SO scarily in synchornization, each held out their arms
as if handin' somthing to the 19th A. Which, a'course,
'dey were. Two bright KAWAII balls of Chibi and Hota pain, sorrow, grief,
and all-around HATRED flew at the ANNOYIN' 19th A and went through his
tummy and emerged the other side. The 19th Angel withered into SPARKLY
dust!
"WHOA! NEAAAAAAAT!" Hota smiled.
"Yeah!" Chibi smiled.
"Now, um, how d'we get home?" Hota asked.
"We wait." Chibi nodded.
"Wait....?"
"Yup! A 'sweet' voice shall awaken us."
Sure enough, "CHIBS! HOTA!" Well, maybe it wasn't SWEET, but
it came from the Trippy-Clouds.
"There we go!" Chibi smiled.
"CHIBS! HOTAAAAA!!!"
"We're comin'!" Hota yelled to the clouds.
"Ready?" Chibi asked.
"Uh-huh!"
"Okay, Hota! Close your eyes and snap!" Chibi instructed.
They closed their eyes and snapped.
"It's about time!" Bunnie groaned. "I think Hota plowed
into that wall, and then you, Chibi, tripped over her unconscious body!"
"Huh?" Hota asked and she stood up.
"Out like a light! CLICK!" Commander Bunns pulled at the air
like she was shutting off a lamp.
"We were just visiting the Trippy-Verse and slaying Angels."
Chibi giggled.
"Oh. WELL, the things you kids do in your free time..." Bunns
rolled her eyes. "Hey, I'm starved... It's 10 Am. Ya two want
anything?"
"Okie dokie!"
So, Bunns, Chibi, and Hota skipped down to the "NERV CAFE" to
get somethin' to eat. Until, well, y'know, the next time someone calls
for a Trippy Fic... They'll return...
THE END
Or Is IT?